Didn’t get polio again today!

Do not be fooled, fair reader. The title has absolutely nothing to do with contracting polio. I’ve just been watching a lot of John Oliver. Here’s a fun fact: I haven’t written in for-fucking-ever. I’m too busy enjoying my life to be bothered. Here’s a brief update on my life: I’m too happy to care […]

The Wrath of Terror Strikes Again

So, what is there to talk about when a lass in her very early twenties is eating lo mein at eleven in the morning? Too early for philosophy and too late for pleasantries, so what can she discuss? Currently, I’m sitting in a stir-fry restaurant and listening to Benny and the Jets (It’s been a […]

Writer’s Block

I’d like to take a minute to discuss this phenomena that is currently plaguing my small mind. I can’t friggin’ write. A month ago, I could write for hours. I could spin tales about everything, and now, nothing at all. It’s the strangest thing, to be unable to write the things I know I want […]

Commitment.

I promised myself I would post everyday. I did not prepare myself to the level of commitment that it required to nourish a growing blog. Because I literally do not know what to post, I’ll answer a series of questions provided by Facebook. WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. Last beverage : Tea 2. Last phone call […]

You know who’s a hero?

I’m the type of person who needs constant social interaction to feel significant. My hobbies include making casual conversation with strangers, psychoanalyzing strangers, and goofing off with cool people. My shift at work today started off pretty low. I was on register, my favorite people to work with weren’t scheduled, my sock kept sliding off […]

Exasperated Sigh

So, here I am again. Let me just begin by saying that this is not the first time I’ve blogged. Typically, my run with blogging is more of a ‘light jog’: I have a great time customizing the fonts and themes, and then I run out of things to actually talk about. I have decided, […]

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